THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF SEX!
1. Thou shalt freshest thineself up before sex, lest ye want to haveth an experience thou wishest to forget.
2. Thou shalt cover thy penis before entry.
3. Thou shalt not forcibly enter.
4. Thou shalt not stick it in my ass.
5. Thou shalt not pull hair too hard.
6. Thou shalt not fart during intercourse.
7. Thou shalt not finish in less than 10 minutes.
8. Thou shalt not cum first, unless you are a woman.
9. Thou shalt not cum in my eye or in my hair.
10. Thou shalt vary thy position often.
Contributions made by JeremyLokken, BrazilianNinja, and me.
Pfadenhauer
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